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The Freeloader Spork Best Price: $17.99 This metal Freeloader Spork looks much like our Freeloader Fork but it can spear and scoop! Of...	Split Cam Best Price: $8.20 This is a cheap and fun little 35mm film camera (without a flash) with the ability to do split-...	Accoutrements Sarcastic Ball Best Price: $6.95 I ordered the Sarcastic Ball as a little joke to go with my gypsy/fortune teller Halloween...	PENCIL TOPPER - DEVIL DUCKIE I used these to make several pairs of Itty Bitty Devil Duckie earrings, everyone who received a...	Bendable Party Mustache Set Best Price: $1.73 So it's not completely clear from the title/picture, but this is just one large mustache. ...



Dogs on TV Best Price: $2.99 The first animal star was Rin Tin Tin. His real name was J.R. and his television career began in...	Pirate Bifold Wallet Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of this slick Pirate Wallet! Each 4-1/4" x...	Accoutrements Fairy Adhesive Bandages in Tin Box with Free Toy Inside These are super cute bandages, but I would save them for "special" owies, since they...	Accoutrements Cupcake Puffy Stickers Set If cupcakes don't make you smile you're either a curmudgeon or you're on a diet....	Accoutrements Horse Head Mask Best Price: $19.99 As an avid reader of SomethingAwful, I was drawn to this horse mask upon seeing its many owners...



Coconut Flavored Monkey Mints Best Price: $2.99 These tasty mints are the next best thing to being served cold, refreshing coconut water by a...	Accoutrements Mood Mustaches Best Price: $2.35 It's easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs! Feeling bored?...	Sarcastic Ball Ask a simple question and get a snappy answer with the Sarcastic Ball. It's just like the...	Bite The Bullet Mints Next time you're nervous, you can literally bite the bullet and go for it. These tangy mints...	Mints - Nihilist Nihilists reject flavor! They also reject bad breath which makes these mints perfect for an...

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Zombie Mints Best Price: $1.99 These. Are. Horrific. I am zombie obsessed. I bought them for the tin, knowing they were not...	Pair Love Rats Best Price: $8.00 People either love 'em or hate 'em, but I think most lean in the direction of LOVE!!! ...	Accoutrements Undercap Best Price: $5.44 Ok. So it's the first day of school, you know, and you're styling, wearing a fine pair...	Reluctant Groom Dragging Humorous Wedding Cake Topper Decoration Best Price: $17.94 Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper Now I Have You Figurine! Most people enthusiastically...	Accoutrements Crazy Monster Mirror Clings Best Price: $2.95 These don't really work. We used them one day and gave up. In order to "see" the...

Zombie Juice Water Bottle Best Price: $10.10 Smart zombies keep hydrated by carrying one of these coated aluminum water bottles with them as...	Mr. Snot's Sports Drink Water Bottle	Puffy Mustache Stickers These 1-3/4" (4.4 cm) wide, vinyl Puffy Mustache Stickers give all things an air of stylish...	Accoutrements Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans Best Price: $1.45 I love bacon. LOVE it. And these looked like fun when I got them as an early stocking stuffer....	Wall Street Guru Ball Best Price: $6.50 Guru ball is a take off of the old magic 8 ball. Gave it as a gift to a retiring financial...

TOAST Sterile BANDAGES novelty gift gag first-aid kitchen travel Best Price: $2.50 these are toast bandaids. they are cute but smaller than i expected. i'm not rating them as...	Voodoo Doll Good Bad Luck Pins Novelty Joke Gift Toy This is a cute passive agressive Christmas gift for a daughter who always complains about her boss.	Monster Bandages Novelty Gag Best Price: $2.99 NOTE: The description says "Contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" band aids." THIS...	Cryptozoological Figure Set I really DO hope that Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, Jersey Devil and Chupacabra exist. It...	Crazy and Zany If you get a cut and need to wear a bend-aid you might as well be original. These bandages are...

Mr. Bacon?s Big Adventure Board Game Best Price: $13.34 The Game is cute... has a lot of guy humor. Played it once and now its collecting dust. My...	Jumbo Handlebar Mustache Best Price: $12.06 Each extravagant synthetic hair mustache is 16" (40.6 cm) wide when straight and features a...	Accoutrements Lip Balm - Wasabi Best Price: $1.25 I bought this lip balm and I'm very displeased. It's nothing but wax. There is no flavor...	The Freeloader Spork Best Price: $17.99 This metal Freeloader Spork looks much like our Freeloader Fork but it can spear and scoop! Of...	Split Cam Best Price: $8.20 This is a cheap and fun little 35mm film camera (without a flash) with the ability to do split-...

Accoutrements Sarcastic Ball Best Price: $6.95 I ordered the Sarcastic Ball as a little joke to go with my gypsy/fortune teller Halloween...	PENCIL TOPPER - DEVIL DUCKIE I used these to make several pairs of Itty Bitty Devil Duckie earrings, everyone who received a...	Bendable Party Mustache Set Best Price: $1.73 So it's not completely clear from the title/picture, but this is just one large mustache. ...	Dogs on TV Best Price: $2.99 The first animal star was Rin Tin Tin. His real name was J.R. and his television career began in...	Pirate Bifold Wallet Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of this slick Pirate Wallet! Each 4-1/4" x...

Accoutrements Fairy Adhesive Bandages in Tin Box with Free Toy Inside These are super cute bandages, but I would save them for "special" owies, since they...	Accoutrements Cupcake Puffy Stickers Set If cupcakes don't make you smile you're either a curmudgeon or you're on a diet....	Sushi Coasters Best Price: $5.95 The coasters are very firm so hopefully they last a while. The design is very simple yet cute,...	Shakespearean Insult Gum Best Price: $2.48 Perfect for the young or young at heart.	Hawaiian Real Coconut Purse Handbag Best Price: $24.98 4" to 5" in diameter Coconut Purse. An actual split coconut with a zipper to open and...

Inflatable Toast Sadly, it hasn't been too pleasant a last few months for your favourite writer in the...	1 GLOWING ZOMBIE FINGER PUPPET Best Price: $0.50 It states right there in the title of the product "1 zombie finger puppet". And says...	Pirate Mints Best Price: $4.99	LIL' DEVIL'S CINNAMON TOOTHPICKS Best Price: $2.98 LIL' DEVIL'S CINNAMON TOOTHPICKS We used to get these locally at a music store, but...	Recycle Bag - Wife Cares About Environment Best Price: $6.99 "Sick and tired of this whole green movement? Take one of these bags into your local...

AVENGING NARWHAL PLAYSET Some question the value and realism behind this toy. I feel that they do not completely...	Chuck-A-Duck Launcher Best Price: $5.99 I bought this as a stocking stuffer for my husband. He and my son have had a lot of fun with...	Smoking Baby What an awesome idea for a childs toy. I bought one for my niece, wanting to instill the proper...	Propeller Beanie We ordered this beanie to complete our costume. We were Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum from Alice...	Bizarro Glasses Crazy Goofy Glasses Best Price: $4.64 These Bizarro Glasses will alter your appearance just enough to amuse and confuse your friends...

Accoutrements Stress Wiener Best Price: $15.94 Just the thought of squeezing this relieves stress. Impossible to do it in front of someone...	Party Rats Finger Lights 5-Pack Best Price: $3.97 The power was out. It was dark. I'd just moved into a new flat, and the route from...	Accoutrements Switchblade Mustache Comb Best Price: $1.19 I got this for my brother for his birthday as a gag gift. The comb doesn't fully come out...	Nose Pencil Sharpener Best Price: $1.99 Perfect for the young or young at heart.	Cupcake Flavored Mints (Quantity=3 Tins) Best Price: $5.00 Tastes like cupcake ICING not cupcakes. I received a tin for my b-day and thought they were so...

Accoutrements Duckie Devil Tattoo Best Price: $2.49 I love devil duckies. I have recently started collecting them because they come in so many...	Jesus Pencil Toppers Set of 5 I bought them for a friend that had the reputation of walking on water...just meant to be funny...	Catapult - boss toss Best Price: $6.99 I bought this for our office (when the boss was traveling) and it was a lot of fun. The...	Corporate Protester Every big corporation has disgruntled ex-employees. Most however do not have them with soap...	Spark Dino Wind up this 3 inch tall terror and he will trudge forward on a city-destroying rampage,...

Dashboard Pirate Skull Bobblehead Best Price: $14.98 Dashboard PirateStick this 3.5 inch (8.9 cm) tall Dashboard Pirate in your car or cubicle and...	Itty Bitty Pirate Devil Duckies I have so much fun with these little Pirate Devil Ducks. I put two on the top of a pair of...	Bobble head JESUS Christ nodder doll bobblehead Saw this in a bar in San Francisco and couldn't stop laughing. I am buying a set of Rosary...	The Cubes Sensitivity Consultant Best Price: $4.95	The Cubes IT Set - Tim Every gigantic corporate juggernaut has an IT department to keep the company safe from viruses...

Deluxe Librarian Action Figure Best Price: $25.05 The Deluxe Librarian Action Figure is a fun collector's item. It is a thing of beauty. It is...	Accoutrements Gnarly Noses Best Price: $4.49 I'm a woman and these noses were definitely made for men. I had to carve them down a bit to...	Ninja Attack Catapult I purchased these great little guys for my kids for Christmas as a stocking filler. I wish that...	Nose Pencil Sharpener Best Price: $1.99 I believe that the title for this review, ("The Knows Knows!") was originally a...	Dice Shower Curtain Best Price: $19.99 Dice Shower Curtain Make every shower a lucky shower with this fancy Dice Shower Curtain. Each...

Sushi Playing Cards Best Price: $4.95 Bring new meaning to your next game of Go Fish with these Sushi Cards. Each plastic coated deck...	Machismo Bubble Gum Cigarettes Cactus Flavored	Ninja Bandages These Ninja Bandages are perfect for the scrapes and cuts you're bound to get when handling...	Fuzzy Philosophers - Magnet Mustache What is it with deep thinkers and crazy hairdos? Do wild whiskers go hand in hand with abstract...	Pirate Magnets Best Price: $4.50 Have some pirates guard your fridge! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Next time...

Accoutrements Crazy Cat Lady Soap In Vintage Collectible Tin - Cat Food Scented Best Price: $1.80 I sent this to my stepsister for Christmas, and apparently not believing the packaging, she...	Ranch Floss Best Price: $8.82 Ranch Floss is used to deliver the delicious flavor of ranch dressing to those hard to reach...	Cotton Candy Mints Best Price: $2.60 I preferred the cupcake mints to these but both taste really good. Since both cotton candy and...	Accoutrements Manly Mustache Mirror Clings Best Price: $3.99 I was very excited to get these but so sorry to discover they don't work! I am not exactly...	Cat Buddha Statue Sculpture Best Price: $14.95 This 5" (12.7 cm) tall, heavy polystone statue depicts a feline in a tranquil state of...

Girl Squirrel Underpants Gag Gift Best Price: $5.03 Now, these are a nice idea; what a pleasure to contemplate having the squirrels in my area...	Accoutrements Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet Best Price: $4.36 This 7-1/2" x 9" (19.1 cm x 22.9 cm) magnet looks just like one of those fancy ice and...	Bacon Effervescent Drink Tabs Best Price: $0.50 First of all, they're nowhere near as effervescent as alka-seltzer or other vitamin fizzy...	Mints - Garlic Garlic mints won't help you gain any friends but it will keep the vampires away. Each 2...	Giant Pencil Best Price: $10.99 The greatest feature of this 14" long Giant Pencil is that it's a real pencil. And in...

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