Bottom Buddy - Grey
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Bottom Buddy - Grey Details
Manufacturer: Hygien'ease TechnologiesBrand: Bottom Buddy
Product features:
- Soft, flexible head with three tulip-petal sections
- Hygienic and easy to use
- Includes a carry pouch for travel and storage
- Securely grip any tissue or pre-moistened wipe
- 11" long with a curved handle
Customer Reviews of Bottom Buddy - Grey
Customer Review: Gods gift to the pleasantly plump
Summary: 5 Stars
When I was 19 years old I slipped on a patch of ice and shattered my hip. I was unable to work out or do much at all including the ability to engage in consensual premarital intercourse with a consenting adult. Because of this hurdle I was not able to jump mentally and physically my girlfriend left me. I became deeply depressed and food was the only friend I had left in the world and I relied heavily upon food to get through the day. As a result I became morbidly obese. Over the course of two years of basically being a sloth and a drain on society I went from 175 pounds to 502. The children in the neighborhood started to refer to me as Stay Puft. At first it was nice just to have attention and have people know my face or shall I say girth. Soon my joy and happiness turned back to deep depression because of my inability to engage in proper rectum cleaning. Soon the children in the neighborhood would call me sticky pants and my least favorite, skid row. My confidence was slowly eroding away until I found this amazing invention. For the first couple of years my mother didn't not mind cleaning and taking care of my anal area until my dad found out he was out really my father. He had my mother deported for being an illegal alien. I thought I was going to be stuck being called stinky boom boom pants and skid row for the rest of my life. Then I found this miracle invention. I can now clean my rectum like a normal human being well almost like a normal human. I can't use a regular toilet seat due to my enormous girth and weight which cracks most seats. But my thon... underwear are no longer stained. My rectum no longer itches when I move, thats when I'm physically able to move. This invention saved my life. It is so nice not to smelly like a homeless persons box anymore. And I also got my revenge on the school children that made fun of me and all with the help of this product. I called up their mothers and told them I had some old comics they were welcome to take but they had to come over and get them because I can't afford the jaws of life to help me get out of my front door so it seemed believable. When the children walked in I smacked them in the face with my freshly used butt buddy. My fecal matter was all over their faces including little billys golden hair, thats what he gets for poking me with a stick all those days my knees buckled under my own weight and I was unable to get up. The bottom buddy saved my life. I still may not be able to physically jump over and hurdles, or anything for that matter but the mentally ones are a breeze. I love my butt buddy thank you bottom buddy.
Description of Bottom Buddy - Grey
An award-winning, ergonomically designed bathroom aid that's hygienic and easy to use. 11" long with a curved handle, it has a soft, flexible head with three tulip-petal sections that securely grip any tissue or pre-moistened wipe. Once inserted, tissue covers the rounded head, and can be released using a push button on the handle. Includes a carry pouch for travel and storage. This is a personal hygiene product. While under warranty it will be repaired or replaced if defective but may only be returned for credit if returned unused in the original packaging materials. Contact us for authorization prior to returning this product.Daily Living Aids
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