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Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver
Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver DetailsManufacturer: Philips Norelco Brand: Philips Release Date: 2006-03-21 Model: BG2020 / BG2020/31 Color: Black Metal Product features: - Trim and shave all body zones - Not for use above the neck
- Three attachment combs for trimming hair multiple lengths
- Use wet or dry
- Hypoallergenic foil for less irritation
- Stainless-steel blades for exceptional results
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Customer Reviews of Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom ShaverCustomer Review: I'm just wondering to myself: is it societally acceptable to shave off ALL my body hair to subserve the liberal standard?!?!?!?! Summary: 1 Stars
First of all, I need to begin this stellar, award-winning review for the Phillips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver by declaring that by nature and the way God (sorry if I affronted liberals by including the Almighty's name!) made me, I'm a very hairy, almost Gorilla-like man in my body hair!!!! This has much to do with the fact that I'm an ethnic Albanian with a bit of Iraqi thrown in there and some Italian roots added just to top off the stew that I am. Thusly, having a huge amount of hair in areas below my neck--for you ladies, that would mean my back, underarms, chest, stomach, unmentionable nether-region, legs, and derriere--was never, ever an issue for me.
Contrary to what the emasculated, liberal society in which we live would have you believe, all the women I've ever "been with" (if you get my meaning, wink, wink) have never, ever complained about my enormous excess of hair. Clearly, they must have all been traditional, non-liberal women who still appreciate their man to be masculine, more rugged and overall hairy--in sharp contrast with liberal gals who like their "men" to be even more emasculated versions of their g*y friends with whom to go shopping and cuddle.
However, I began to seriously consider, and then eventually I bought, this Phillips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver because of my latest wife that I recently married. See, it was at her somewhat nagging urging that I succumbed and bought this shaver because she's used to men who are about as clean-shaven as a little Chihuahua! In fact, every man she's ever been with has been a totally clean-shaven, hairless "guy"; what made that scarier is the fact that these "guys" she's been with didn't even have legitimate excuses for being clean-shaven all over their bodies since they were neither bodybuilders or wrestlers!
So, this was the dilemma I faced in my latest marriage, and rather than create an issue over it (and have her potentially "punish" me by withholding sex or banishing me to the proverbial couch), I surrendered to my little lady because I, like many men in our liberal societal culture, are WHIPPED by our wives. So, I largely purchased the Phillips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver to keep my marriage intact, something that's probably uncommon to the reason most so-called "guys" purchased this (not for cleanliness reasons, but probably to emasculate themselves and correspond to our larger, liberal society which assaults a man's nature).
An additional piece of information about me that made it very difficult to even entertain the concept of shaving all my body hair like a little Chihuahua is the fact that I'm a hardcore, conservative, Sunni. In our "religion of peace" philosophy, it's very unmanly and therefore insulting to shave off body hair, since hair growth is considered very macho!!!!
Unluckily, after the first few jabs with the Phillips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver into my pubic hair, it HURT LIKE HELL!!!! Hell hath no fury like a Sunni's wrath, right? WRONG!!!! Hell hath no fury like using this shaver on one's pubic region!!!!
It only got worse from here. Keep in mind I originally subordinated and used said shaver to please my little wife. Well, during sex--which in our highly regimented ways of the "religion of peace" involves my wife dressed in nothing but a dishdash and an accompanying hijab with only the eyes showing (super hot)--my little wifey had the audacity to complain of the pricking stinging of the remaining stubble of my pubic region. Thanks Phillips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver!!!!
The final episode in this rather wild-but-true story occurred when I met one of my best friends--who also happens to be AC DC, proving that many Sunnis like me are actually very tolerant of those afflicted with g*yness--for espressos at Starbucks. He edified me about the reasons that shaving one's body hair completely off was totally acceptable. Before he put it in context, I couldn't see the liberal light, but after my friend of g*yness explained it, it all made sense.
After this talk, I'm now a 100% believer in shaving off ALL of my ugly, anti-feminine body hair--and I recommend EVERY MAN to buy this--due to the following reasons:
1) Body hair is unclean and raises infection risks
2) I may actually be mistaken for *gasp* a man instead of a woman
3) It's so passe to actually have the audacity as a man to look like a man in these progressive times we live in
Description of Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom ShaverNorelco Bodygroom is the all-in-one grooming solution, exclusively for men, that safely trims and shaves all body zones. For below the neck use only. The Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver is the All-in-One grooming solution, exclusively for men that safely trims and shaves all body zones. With the Bodygroom, men can trim and shave hair from their chest & abs, underarms, groin area, legs, back and shoulders. Bodygroom features the very latest technology and ergonomic design to offer a convenient, easy and pain-free way to remove and trim body hair. Bodygroom?s advanced design allows for it to be used wet or dry and even in the shower. Its hypoallergenic foil protects even the most sensitive skin against nicks, cuts or irritation, and its stainless-steel blades ensure long-lasting performance. The Bodygroom comes with many extras including a cleaning brush and convenient charging stand.
We all know that men?s body hair is different, it can be coarse and grow in multiple directions, and that is why Bodygroom is truly a revolution in grooming. Men finally have a product designed specifically to meet their unique grooming needs.
Trim & Shave: Bodygroom?s dual function shave-and-trim system allows you total control over how much hair you want to remove. Bodygroom comes with three length attachment combs to trim and tidy hair with out completely removing it. To remove hair completely use the Bodygroom without any attachments for a close, smooth shave.
Use Wet & Dry: Because Bodygroom is water-resistant it is fast and easy to clean and ideal for use in the shower. It even comes with its own hanging cord so you can keep it close by while bathing. Since Bodygroom can also be used dry, you?ll be able to shave and trim anytime and anywhere you like.
Safe with Less Irritation: ?Bodygroom?s hypoallergenic shaving foil means a comfortable shave with less irritation, even on the most sensitive skin and in the most sensitive body zones. Bodygroom allows you to groom your body without worrying about painful nicks and cuts.
Ultra Close Results: Bodygroom?s Chromium Stainless Steel blades deliver ultra close results. The blades ensure long-lasting performance of your Bodygroom and are maintenance-free.
Other standard features include: - Ergonomic design.
- Safe for use on all body zones: chest & abs, underarms, groin area, legs, back and shoulders
- Water-resistant for use in the shower
- Rechargeable: charging time is 8 hours for up to 50 minutes of cordless use
- Cleaning Brush
- Charge stand and hanging cord for optimum convenience
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