Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit
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Customer Reviews of Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit
Customer Review: It's a wicked creepy kind of cool, and it somehow works!
Summary: 3 Stars
I got this mask brand-new from big lots, and whether or not you want a review of big-lots, I'm gonna give one here too. I got stuck going to big lots with a friend to look for a plunger, which we did not find, but I did realize I have a lot less esteem for Jerry van dyke than I used to. The prices are outrageous for a so-called "outlet" store, ($5 for two lightbulbs!), but I did find this mask at a reasonable price. What happened? Jerry is peddling liquidated merchandise, and Dobber, (name on Coach), is now sponge bob's lover patrick. Anywho, about the mask-I have chronic insomnia (which is hard on my only 20something skin, thus the need for this type of product), and I remember amusing myself in the wee hours by watching this infomercial, which was rich with all the usual hilarious cliches. I remembered the price of the mask being like $300 or something, and at $12.00 big lots, I thought it was a great buy, after all it's the infamous rejuvenique! If anything, I'm an artist, and a pretty wierd person, and I knew I could have some fun with it someway, if it worked or not. I figured it wouldn't work and might burn somewhat, like those ems weight-loss belts that got pulled off the market, but ems is used for physical therapy patients who can't move muscles well on there own yet, and so it wasn't like this was totally frankenstien science. After I got it home I read all the instructions, and gave it a try. The mask didn't fit my face well, and the contacts did dimple my face a bit, (went away after a few minutes), and I had to hold it in place, wich was not "relaxing", nor rejuvenating. The gel was really hard to apply to the contacts in any exacting manner, but I managed to get an appropriate amount of gel onto the contacts. I put the mask on, positioned it like instructed, and turned the unit on. The instructions say to start at 3, but I did at 2, just to be safe. I ended up going past 4 on my lips down, but I didn't turn it down in time before it passed my brows again, and it hurt quite a bit! I was reminded of the scene in "G" with eddie murphy, where Morgan Fairchild turns her dermo-toner up to high, which caused me to laugh, which caused more pain! I thought for sure I'd have visible burns, but no such luck. By the time I got half-way through my treatment (the machine passes twice down one side of face then the other), my cat was seriously spooked by the mask, and was howling and trying to get me to take it off, so I did. OMG! I couldn't believe it, the left side of my face was actually firmer to the touch. the dark circles and puffiness around my eye was almost gone, and you could really see a difference in my skin tone, and the structure of my face! My left eye looked open, and my brow wasn't furrowed, my laugh lines were nearly gone, it was like a mini-face lift or botox! The only problem is, I didn't do the other side, darn cat! The system works for me, but now the right side of my face is droopy, it's hard to focus my eyes, because one is open and the other is droopy, and my pupils are confused as what size to maintain. I guess I'll use it again tommorrow, and leave it off my face for the first half of the treatment. Hopefully that will work, my Aunts coming to visit tuesday, and as of right now, I look like a stroke victim. Oh well, maybe she'll feel sorry for me and pay for my photography classes, either that or she'll make fun of me, and I'll let her borrow my rejuvenique, and rig it to stay at 7. ;/Customer Review: Cheap thrills for one sick puppy!
Summary: 5 Stars
I was given the Rejuvenique as a "Halloween" present from one of my best friends. We found it at a thrift shop for 5 bucks. A few years back, we had been witness to the scary and surreal infomercial on late nite cable and found it hilarious. I will most likely use it as a prop at my upcoming Halloween party..but curiosity killed the cat, so I have now used it twice. The Rejuvenique is great if you are into self-electrocution! Do you like risks? Get pleasure from pain? The Rejuvenique is for you! I dig the intensity contol knob..you can play a game of "Mercy" with your face. It really is a creepy device! Since mine was a used model, the gold plating had rubbed off of a few of the electrodes so when those were activated, they did so with a particularly powerful shock (ow ow ow) It was kinda tricky figuring out when exactly to turn down the intensity knob so that my forehead didn't feel like it was in contact with a live power line...Never fear..you can always buy new gold plated electrode thingys from the Rejuvenique company!
I like the way you have to put toning gell on all the little electrodes or else (according to the instructions) it won't work..furthermore you have to buy the stuff from the Rejuvenique company. How convenient for them! I also am amused by the fact that it was invented by some Scientologist quack who according to my recent research has no legit credentials but calls himself a doctor. I am a big fan of any contraption that comes under fire by the FDA due to safety questions. The Rejuvenique is an example of what makes our culture so grand!
The receipt for my Rejuvenique kit was still in the box. The previous owner had spent 200 bucks for it..and she didn't even use up half of her toning gell before shipping it off to the thrifty store! It has been about 20 minutes since my last treatment. I have a slight headache. At the same time, I have the sick urge to go back for more..I think the product's image would benefit greatly if someone like Uncle Fester did the infomercial instead of Linda Evans. Unfortunately, that is no longer possible.
Customer Review: did u actually buy this?
Summary: 1 Stars
"dont waste your money like i did mine" good, u deserve it since u actually bought it, its total BS...((Although I was only 29 when I first bought this product, I had began to notice changes that were not too great in my face. A loss of elasticity around
the "smile area" closest to my nose and also under my eyes. I saw subtle lines on my forehead also forming. I bought this product, and I myself didn't notice too much difference after a few weeks, but all of my friends did! The area around my mouth tightened and forehead lines as well! Also under my eyes. And to my great pleasure, I had developed a "sculpted look (cheekbones)" It's over 5 years later and I have not aged one day and in fact appear to have turned BACK the clock! In essence, it's a great price for a face lift! If you use this to firm your face, and Retin-A (.025%) for wrinkles (you have to get a prescription for this), I guarentee you-- you will never age another day. I do wish the system was a little cheaper, but it really works. At this point, I don't know what I'd do without it.)) ...wtf? do u work for Rejuvenique?
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:p XD =) Review: Jim Carrey would be jealous
Summary: 5 Stars I got this product 2 weeks ago. I had very low expectations for it initially but I thought "hey, it's worth a try". So i pulled that bad boy out of it's box and my life has never been the same. I immediately began to use it and I was instantly infused with the awesomeness that is named Micahael Jackson. I had a newfound confidence. I decided to wear it out in public and the results were amazing. Let me tell you, the ladies could not stop looking at me! Their eyes were on me the whole time. It was like nothing ever before, i could see the lust in their eyes. Little kids shrunk from the power they felt within me. The guys could feel something deep within me and automatically went into defending their territory mode. They knew that I was intruding upon their land and would soon rule over the lands and the seas like some type of humanoid king bowser.
Unfortunately, this mask does not increase your fighting skills (I suspect this was because it would outstandingly increase your love-making skills) and unfortunately the guys ganged up on me and beat me up. It's okay though; wearing this mask out, I have pride, confidence, bravery.
Customer Review: This Works!
Summary: 5 Stars
This mask works so well, at one time the FDA wanted to make it necessary to have a prescription for this. I'm 55 years old. Started using it in 2002. I use it at least 5 days a week. If I skip a week or two, the sags start to happen. This keeps my face from sagging. And I sometimes get lazy and skip, but when I do, I go right back to using it, because there is a big difference! As mentioned in the other reviews, do keep you finger on the knob to control the strength of the pulsations, as different areas of the face can take more than others. This does leave little indent marks after using, so don't use it just before going out. I usually use it while reading in bed. It has been my most important Beauty ritual along with Retin-A and Sunblock. If you want something to help with a sagging jaw or face in general. This is it! I always have people look at me in disbelief when I tell them my age. And no it isn't just because of the Retin-A and sunblock. As I said, if I stop using it I start to sag, a lot! But as soon as I start again, within 2 weeks, back to tighter skin. Now, I just don't get lazy anymore.