Trojan Condoms and Naughty Novelties Variety Pack
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Customer Reviews of Trojan Condoms and Naughty Novelties Variety Pack
Customer Review: Erotic fun at a rock-bottom price
Summary: 5 Stars
I read the reviews before buying this, so I guessed that it wasn't going to be all Trojans and fancy vibrators. However, I went ahead and ordered it anyway, because the price was dirt cheap and I was in the mood for a wild weekend of erotic shenanigans. So that readers have an idea of what to expect from this grab bag, this is a complete list of what I received with my order:
10 Atlas Lubricated Condoms.
8 Ultra Shape colored condoms. 4 were yellow, 2 green, and 2 blue.
6 no-name green condoms in a clear package.
6 Lifestyles Midnight Deeply Rich condoms. According to the box, it's "Erotically Ebony For Added Pleasure," whatever that means.
3 Lifestyles Bareback Super Sensitive condoms. According to the box, it's "Almost Like Using Nothing At All."
2 Rough Rider strawberry flavored condoms.
1 Studded Vivid Condom
Something called "ONE To Cool Down." On the back it says "576 Sensations," and apparently the condom has 576 pleasure studs "for a truly exhilarating experience."
4 packets of Astroglide lube.
2 packs of WET Platinum Body Glide.
2 Mega Stretch silicone pleasure rings. One is yellow, the other is clear.
1 bottle of LAVA Libido Enhancer pills for women. It contains 60 tablets.
1 Dr. Honn's Famous Erection Ring for men. I have never seen anything like this. It looks like something a heroin addict would tie around their arm to get a vein ready, but it's actually a "ring" with two adjustable beads on each end, that you can slide down for a better fit.
1 Multi-Speed Vibrating Bullet. It has "variable speeds for different moods," is "compact, discreet, and lightweight," and "powered by two AA batteries," which are not included, of course.
And finally, that 30 minute "Hot Movies" smut site preview that nobody seems to want.
Considering the bulk of stuff you get for a mere ten clams, this is one heck of a deal. Yes, the Amazon photo is VERY misleading, and I was disappointed that there was nary a Trojan in the whole box, but what you do get is very much worth the money. I have never used rings before, and I'm excited about breaking this stuff in this weekend. It's sure to spice things up, and I can't wait to try all these new toys. As someone said earlier, happy days are indeed here again!
Customer Review: Good Value, Should be renamed "Mystery Pack"
Summary: 2 Stars
I ordered this, receiving not much that you see in the picture. I did receive 31 condoms; 16-"NYC Condom" (a brand I never heard of), 5-"Paradise Cherry" condoms (Again a brand I never heard of) and 10-"Trojan Magnum" condoms these were the only ones I recognize having seen in drugstores.
I also received: a bottle of "60 Lava Libido Enhancer" pills which my girlfriend won't take (I don't blame her), A bottle of "Vibe Lube" (Again; never heard of this brand), 2- Two packs of "Love Fingers, 1- Erection ring for men?, 3-30 minute cards for online adult movie site (They better not ask for a credit card number).
So I received 43 items in a promised 48 item pack. The picture shows all brand name stuff mostly from Trojan. This is mis-leading. While I believe it is a decent value, I am disappointed having missed the fine print: "These are our some of our most popular safe sex items but contents may vary." In my opinion they varied far from what was shown in the picture. I won't buy from this company again.
Customer Review: Maybe i got lucky
Summary: 5 Stars
ok, this came in today and i didnt expect anything good after reading the reviews. however, i was very happy, i got one vibe, like the dark blue on in the pic, and a really awesome package that has two in it. havent tried them out yet. but does not look cheap. i also got enough comdoms to last my boyfriend and i a good amount of time, some lubes, 3 rings, duotone balls(havnet figured this one out yet..)most of the condoms were studded which was great cause thats the only kind i will buy. some like hygeine wipes which came wiht condoms in the box, useful for a woman. and the only thing i didnt find very useful was these pills for woman, i dont need any help! :). very satisfied. i think when ordering this it is a guessing game. maybe they give better things when u order using a female name. so men out there, if ur looking for some new toys for your wife, use her name, might have more luck!!Customer Review: Good deal. OK variety.
Summary: 4 Stars
The variety pack is a good deal. You're getting enough to make it worthwhile ordering. I was hoping to get a little more variety, but the items in the variety pack weren't defined, plus the price was OK, so I was still overall happy with the order. Spoiler alert. I will list what I remember was in the pack I received: 12 pack shared pleasure Trojan. 12 pack Trojan Elexa. I think six each of 3 other brands. A single one by another brand. a three-pack of rings. A vibrator. Some sample packs of astroglide and one of another brand. A 30minute card for a adult movie website.
I can't complain of what was was received, but still... I think if some items where changed for something better (ie. sample packs of lubricant and card) then it would change my 'happy' vote to 'extremely pleased'. And in the end, shouldn't that be the bottom line?
Customer Review: Cheap but amusing
Summary: 4 Stars
For $10 I'd say this was worth it... it came with several kinds of condoms (textured, flavored, even lambskin!) and a few other "goodies" - a ring, a "massager" and a tiny packet of lube. Did not count pieces but I expect that others' complaints stem from the expectation that 48 pcs means just the condoms - not so. I bet they just toss in 48 items and if you happen to get 10 condoms you can't complain - the description says CONTENTS MAY VARY. Not the greatest package, and the extras seemed cheaply made, but just what I expected from it. I'm pleased with the set and we will have fun with everything in it!